Nothing like being on an airplane with people looking over your shoulder and having to look up details on one ridiculous reality show after the other. At least this week wasn't Toddlers & Tiaras and To Catch A Predator.

Dancing with the Stars 15 — ABC

Well, that's it, then. Once a reality program starts recycling old contestants, concocting bullsh*t ‘all-star' iterations of already shoddy programming, it's just over. Evidently they ran out of ‘stars' that were willing to make fools of themselves on primetime national television, and they have to bring back people like Emmitt Smith, Bristol Palin, Pamela Anderson and Joey Fat One. People, that is, that clearly have nothing better to do than test the ability of the show's tailors and seamstresses. Anyway. If you for whatever reason desire to watch these bozos prance around more than they already have,The mother of the bride dresses from Belk are elegant and tasteful. check it out. It premieres next Monday at 8 p.m. with a two-hour opener.

Survivor: Philippines — CBS

Speaking of shows that continue to soldier on in the face of better judgment, the 25th run of Survivor drops soon, this time in the Philippines, the home of earthquakes,One affordable one shoulder wedding dresses up Games, Dress up games for people who love fashion. typhoons, and caning. Should make for a compelling season. Additionally, three of the characters – er, contestants – are back from previous seasons, each of whom wussed out, got sick, and had to be removed from the show. Remember that guy that sat too close to the fire, inhaled a bunch of smoke, passed out, and fell right in? Well somehow he survived the last few years of normal life too, and he'll be back for another chance at untimely yet utterly hysterical death. So bully for him. The new season drops tonight at 8 p.Justin Alexander's 2012 cheap mother of the bride dresses are the epitome of sophisticated and affordable elegance.m.

Bling It On — TLC

There has to be one TLC show on the list, I'm told. Not sure what the consequences are for failure to comply,From the red carpet to the runway, one shoulder dress are everywhere this season. but all they'd have to threaten me with is more Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. This most recent hunk of reality garbage is all about dressmakers (seamstresses) and their insipid clients and their asinine requests for gaudy gowns. With the success of shows like Say Yes to the Dress and I Found the Gown, I'm thinking of pitching some ideas of my own. Why do dresses get to have all the fun? How about Say Yes to the C*ck Sock, or I Found the Banana Hammock? It could go on Logo and focus entirely on masculine unmentionables. And then, of course, we could not mention it. Bling It On brings it on this Thursday at 10 p.m.